Everywhere & Nowhere

The automatic sliding doors open to a familiar scene: Happier Grocery. Upstairs in a crowded apartment, the pawns are enjoying their $20 kombuchas, reveling in their newfound gut health.

But wait, this isn't Happier Grocery. You can't quite put your finger on it. You feel like you're everywhere and nowhere at once.

You unscramble the letters and realize that you're at Erewhon. A New Age LA landmark. Shelves sparkling with grass-fed sparkling water and grasshoppers air fried in avocado olive oil, which you've heard are an excellent source of protein.

A siren's call wails in the background and several items take on a faint glow. But what are they? It's time for a treasure hunt.

Click on (pick out) the following to add to your shopping cart:

• Something that claims to improve libido
• Something with peptides
• Something that could only sell in LA
• Something that makes an outrageous health claim
• Something with elaborate packaging
• Something for David
• Something for Andrea
• Something organic. Wait, everything's organic. Scratch that one.
• Something suited for a sunny (please) day on the beach

Now take your spoils oceanside and enjoy a bountiful feast.